London In Wonderland

I'm London; I often feel as if my life is lived while constantly falling down a rabbit hole.
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I wish I was a Time Lord, a vampire slayer, or worked for Torchwood. If those don't work then I can just move to Cardiff and my life will be complete.

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i love that i continue to shock my mom after __ years

mom: her boyfriend is cute

me: mom...he's gay

mom: ................how do you know?

me: he has gay mouth.

mom: ................................

me: hmm?

mom: .........tell me.......what exactly does....gay mouth look like

me: well... it looks like their mouth is awaiting a big cock

mom: ...........what is wrong with you?

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